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Friday 28 March 2014

The Masterplan

Without enough magic black numbers on my bank statement to procure the services of a personal trainer to help me reach my fitness goals (initially the insane day out that is ToughMudder) I have been forced to use my own dubious intellect and the assistance of several hours trolling through the oh so many running websites to come up with a plan of attack.

It's not just about miles.
I am now training for the obstacle course from hell. Therefore I must get strong. Using a gym is out of the question so that's another thing I must do from home. Thankfully the exercise DVD I recently bought (Jillian Michaels) is high intensity circuit training, perfecto for the goal.

With a little help from my old friend mathematics I know that I have 30 weeks until the event. That means 30 weeks to go from casual walks around the shops to running a half marathon with climbing walls, monkey bars, muddy tunnels and all sorts of other ingeniously torturous diversions.

Hours of contemplation have brought me to the realisation that I do not have time to let my diet alone shift the bulk of the weight before I once again strap on my trainers. I have to start now, well monday, that's close enough.

Here is the first 12 weeks of my plan:

Week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
1 Defence Lab Run 1min
Walk 90 secs
x8
Cross-train
Jillian Michaels DVD
Run 1min
Walk 90 secs
x8
Cross-train JM DVD Run 1min
Walk 90 secs
x8
Rest


2 Defence Lab Run 2min
Walk 1min
x7
Cross-train JM DVD Run 2min
Walk 1min
x7
Cross-train JM DVD Run 2min
Walk 1min
x7
Rest


3 Defence Lab Run 3min
Walk 1min
x6
Cross-train JM DVD Run 3min
Walk 1min
x6
Cross-train JM DVD Run 3min
Walk 1min
x6
Rest


4 Defence Lab Run 5min
Walk 2min
x4
Cross-train JM DVD Run 5min
Walk 2min
x4
Cross-train JM DVD Run 5min
Walk 2min
x4
Rest


5 Defence Lab Run 7min
Walk 1min
x3
Cross-train JM DVD Run 7min
Walk 1min
x3
Cross-train JM DVD Run 7min
Walk 1min
x3
Restx


6 Defence Lab Run 8min
Walk 2min
x3
Cross-train JM DVD Run 8min
Walk 2min
x3
Cross-train JM DVD Run 8min
Walk 2min
x3
Rest


7 Defence Lab Run 12min
Walk 1min
x3
Cross-train JM DVD Run 12min
Walk 1min
x3
Cross-train JM DVD Run 12min
Walk 1min
x3
Rest


8 Defence Lab Run 15min
Walk 1min
x2
Cross-train JM DVD Run 15min
Walk 1min
x2
Cross-train JM DVD Run 15min
Walk 1min
x2
Rest


9 Defence Lab 2 mi Cross-train JM DVD 2.5 mi Cross-train JM DVD 3 mi Rest


10 Defence Lab

2 miles
Cross-train JM DVD

3 mi
Cross-train JM DVD

4 mi
Rest

11 Defence Lab


2.5 mi Cross-train JM DVD 3 mi Cross-train JM DVD 5 mi Rest


12 Defence Lab

3 mi
Cross-train JM DVD 4 mi Cross-train JM DVD 6 mi Rest
I really hope this is doable, I will alter it as I go if I need to, but the DVD is only 20 minutes at a time and I think 0 to 6 miles in 3 months is long enough to adjust to being outside and moving. It's actually less than an hour of exercise most days, I am comforting myself with that notion and daring myself to believe it is possible to do this.

Fit or bust!

There are demons in this place. I feel them, beguiling, tempting, coercing. They are trying me with the delicious but perilous chocolates and sweets of my lazy, slothful past. They will not win this time, I will defeat those creatures for they are weak and terrified of sweat.


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